Today we (I) made up a story using some of Ian’s bath toys:
Vino the Velociraptor and Bilbo the Brontosaurus were arguing over who was going to get that delicious jurassic-looking plant they were both eyeing. Vino thought it would go quite nicely with his cab sauv while Bilbo insisted (in a very Tookish sort of way) that he needed it for his second breakfast.
That’s as far as we got. I got so distracted by how clever I thought I was that the inspiration sort of sputtered out.