This photo was taken during our pregnancy photo shoot with Marcy.
To make things clear, Jason has no affiliation with the Pentecostal Church–that is not a prayer flag he’s holding.
Nor is he perfecting his performance for Fremont Summer Solstice Parade. If he were, he would be sans clothing and practicing in the privacy of our own home.
No, this is just The Way of The Haggard Man. His father honed his skills in publicly embarrassing his children and as Jason awaits the arrival of his first child, he feels compelled to do so as well.